sucks bagels

It's a synonmyn of sucks balls

Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels

by Texasfreak May 18, 2009

Sucking on a Chili Dog

When your fucking a chick in the ass then you pull out and put it in another girls mouth

George is having a threesome with Tina and Marie and fucks Tina in the ass and then puts it in Marie’s mouth and says you like sucking on a chili dog.

by MajorNalgas408 March 1, 2023

I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022

Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)

Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025

suck shack

An off grid hideaway to suck in peace doubling as an oasis just to simply be alone in.

Person 1: You be sucking him yet?
Person 2: Nah, but I be taking him up to the suck shack this weekend.

Person 1: I’m so fuckin sick of everyone’s shit.
Person 2: That’s why I never be leaving the suck shack.

by Jvw012 March 7, 2022

Suck my Ankels

Your bring mad petttttttty 🤣 your hating on me

Guy: Omg you know to much do u study the dictionary
Girl: Umm suck my Ankels maybe you should try it sometime you might pass the 9th grade

by Adventurous February 3, 2019