The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021
Get the The city of Kielmug. When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018
Get the Iowa City firehosemug. I went back to Ohio
But my city was gone
There was no train station
There was no downtown
South Howard had disappeared
All my favorite places
My city had been pulled down
Reduced to parking spaces
Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
Well, I went back to Ohio
But my family was gone
I stood on the back porch
There was nobody home
I was stunned and amazed
But my city was gone
There was no train station
There was no downtown
South Howard had disappeared
All my favorite places
My city had been pulled down
Reduced to parking spaces
Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
Well, I went back to Ohio
But my family was gone
I stood on the back porch
There was nobody home
I was stunned and amazed
My childhood memories
Slowly swirled past
Like the wind through the trees
Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
I went back to Ohio
But my pretty countryside
Had been paved down the middle
By a government that had no pride
The farms of Ohio
Had been replaced by shopping malls
And Muzak filled the air
From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls
Said, ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
My City Was Gone
Slowly swirled past
Like the wind through the trees
Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
I went back to Ohio
But my pretty countryside
Had been paved down the middle
By a government that had no pride
The farms of Ohio
Had been replaced by shopping malls
And Muzak filled the air
From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls
Said, ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
My City Was Gone
by Death Menace March 3, 2023
Get the My City Was Gonemug. See them over there in the crocheted scarves and loafers - they're a right bunch of city sophisticates.
by tickboo August 3, 2021
Get the City Sophisticatesmug. by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021
Get the German City Snow Plowmug. A mix of meth heads and halfway decent people. The school is small and full of Mud crickets but it’s decent besides super poor.
Look at that lady with no teeth, maybe she’s from grant city
Look at that lady with no teeth, maybe she’s from grant city
by Yoyo it’s me November 10, 2020
Get the grant citymug. "gag city," in the vibrant world of the barbz, refers to a state of heightened excitement and elation experienced by fans, also known as harajuku barbies, upon anticipating the release of nicki minaj's new album, "pink friday two." as the album's launch on december 8th approaches, fans are eagerly entering "gag city," expressing their overwhelming joy and anticipation for the highly awaited musical masterpiece from the queen herself. the term captures the collective sense of being pleasantly surprised, thrilled, and delighted by the forthcoming musical experience.
fan 1: did you hear the news? pink friday two drops on december 8th! we're all entering "gag city"
fan 2: no way! i'm so ready to be totally gagged by nicki's new tracks. it's going to be epic!
fan 1: absolutely! i can already feel the excitement building up in the barbz community. we're about to experience pure musical bliss in "gag city” .
fan 2: no way! i'm so ready to be totally gagged by nicki's new tracks. it's going to be epic!
fan 1: absolutely! i can already feel the excitement building up in the barbz community. we're about to experience pure musical bliss in "gag city” .
by feen4puddha December 6, 2023
Get the gag citymug.