two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.
by Evasmth September 22, 2019
A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
by J Rob March 24, 2008
This was written by a very wise fatty as this piece of intellectual text has made this fatties life extraordinary. This fatty was so happy that he proved to his boys that he gets some puss. We are all happy for him as he has proven himself to be da top darg. This has impacted his life positively as he realises fat boys get some as well. The trenches love u fatty and never stop getting those videos. Signing out.
From Oblock da family
💯
From Oblock da family
💯
by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024
A very wise fat guy has once said this and ever since this piece of intellectual text has been published, life has been very extraordinary for this fatty. If this has been said amongst others, just to let you know they assert dominance flexing the amount of puss they get. In reality we are happy for this guy as this shows he can chat to the opposite gender.
From the family, the trenches
O’Block 💯
From the family, the trenches
O’Block 💯
by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024
When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
by KoolKStreet August 02, 2021
When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
by Little England April 03, 2017