A law that states that if it exists, someone will put a VHS filter over it and call it Analog Horror.
"Did you see that new Family Guy analog horror? Its kind of bad." "Sounds like Flaze's Law in action."
by 2smug4you June 4, 2025
Get the Flaze's Lawmug. 
Get the grandson-in-lawmug. My great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the great-granduncle-in-lawmug. My sister-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the sister-in-lawmug. (epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 15, 2021
Get the William Holden’s Lawmug. In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.
Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."
by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013
Get the Mike's Lawmug. Kendricks Law states that those who are deeply connected with the arts of adult content and Rule34 have the unique ability to predict what content the Rule34 artists are going to produce before said content is produced. In other words they are so in touch with adult content they can see or glimpse into the future of the world of Rule34.
This law was named after the great man Kendrick unveiled to us his methods and showed us how he reached enlightenment.
This law was named after the great man Kendrick unveiled to us his methods and showed us how he reached enlightenment.
You see Mike over there, he is affected by Kendricks Law. He knows what is coming next in the world of Rule34
by Trampolone April 14, 2021
Get the Kendricks Lawmug.