taco scouting

Checking out women at the club.

I'm going taco scouting with the guys.

by AustinTexMex November 8, 2012

Taco

The greatest food of all of the world.

I love tacos! Really.

by Tacocat_also_your_mom March 21, 2022

jailbird taco

A woman sneaks drugs or other items into prison by putting them inside her pussy.

That jailbird taco just snuck two pounds of coke into federal prison!!!! DAMN her shit must be loose!!!!!

by Jimma2899 June 1, 2017

smirf taco

1. found between smirfettes thighs
2. a word people look up on urban dictionary when extremely bored, congratulations, your world is an empty and fucked up one.

Why's your face blue?
I ate a smirf taco

by bluemangroup April 19, 2009

Taco Slurppie

When you go down on a girl after Nutting inside her and get a mouth full of your cum

After a mind blowing orgasm I went down to kiss the kitty and got a taco slurppie.

by Wiscogirl1007 January 2, 2023

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!

mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!

by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015