road rules

what?

what are road rules?

by Dan August 1, 2003

The Y rule

People who’s names start with y have to take pictures with polar bears when at the promenade. Per sir Thomas Edison’s rule.

Yoni must listen to the y rule

by Thomas Edison 123 December 4, 2020

Mask rules

A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?

Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Indian Rule

When you make an agreement, then later take it back.

Hey Ho-Chunk you can have this chunk of land, INDIAN RULE!

by Gregory Paulbert December 16, 2020

Rule 1

A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.

Oh shit i got into rule 1.

by JarvisBanned December 19, 2020

Rule #1 of the Universe

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*

James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

by Jamesanator December 22, 2020

The Rule of Seven

The practice of always adding seven years to the age an escort claims to be online.

Haven't you heard of the Rule of Seven? If you want to book a hot session with a. girl in her mid 40s, you need to be searching for late 30s!

by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020