Pizza roll communism

When a group of friends or siblings insist on dividing up the pizza rolls equally

“Everyone gets five pizza rolls because in this house we practice pizza roll communism”

by Mr.marz May 29, 2021

Body Roll

One who is so fat that they are commonly referred to as a “Body Roll”

Guy1: this guy is fat asf
Guy2: ye tbh nigga really lookin like a body roll

by BbarbAJ751 April 20, 2024

new rick roll

A more up-to-date way to annoy friends on social networking sites. A "new rick roll" becomes especially necessary when no one even checks the links you post anymore, because you've already rick rolled all your friends multiple times.

Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.

Mike: What are you giggling about?
Sally: I just straight liked five people, its my new rick roll.

by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011

Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.

Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"

by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018

Pinch & Roll

Relieving the itch of ones nutsack by lightly pinching the affected area and rolling thy delicate skin betwixt the thumb and index finger, a similar motion to one a douchbag would use to ask for a tip.

I guess you get what you pay for, I've already had to Pinch & Roll 30 times since I dropped that bitch off!

by IHeardTheHerd May 11, 2023

Tootsie Rolled

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey bro, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Me: "It got a little weird, we Tootsie Rolled on the top of an old Indian burial ground by midnight."

by Gunner25 January 1, 2012

long spring roll

a males genitals

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight

by daddy bruno July 14, 2022