Simp

A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.
Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.
by The black shadow August 08, 2021
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A slang word commonly used by young boys meaning a man or woman that easily falls (romantically) for another man/woman.
Evan: "Hey, did you see the new girl? She's so cute, I'm buying her flowers for valentine's day."
Jax: "You're such a simp, Evan."
by wehsbcuhjdgbxchdbvc February 17, 2021
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If you are a simp you shall not be a pimp
by Me=senpai October 06, 2020
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by weird_explosions May 12, 2020
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When a man is attracted to a female that has no mutual feelings back. This could also be a man that is constantly cucked by a girl, and goes out of his way to do things for her.
That goofy nigga Ryan keeps Simping to Isabelle
by Jameson Dean March 06, 2020
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a simp that won't give up on pussy even tho he's clearly getting rejected
by c0ckblocker April 04, 2020
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being like Priyam. Can't actually get a girl but is overly nice to try and win her over.
Stop being a fucking simp she will never actually date you
by poorpriyam January 01, 2020
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