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National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!
I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!
by PenisManSupporter123 December 11, 2022
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National kiss an idiot day

December 21st- the day to kiss the biggest idiot you know
it’s national kiss an idiot day, *mwah*
by idiot10894 December 20, 2022
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national buzz cut day

June 1st, is national buzz cut day. Buzz all your hair off
“Hey what’s today?”
June 1st, why”
“June 1st is national buzz cut day”
by immamunch69 April 21, 2023
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national suck a nigga dick

april 27 it is where you suck a black persons dick
someone: it national suck a nigga dick.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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National Stripper and Burrito Day

National Stripper and Burrito Day is celebrated every year on April 24th. We celebrate the love we have for both Strippers and Burritos.
I wish everyday was National Stripper and Burrito Day
by Stormofhail April 24, 2023
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national emotional damage day

National Emotional Damage day is the day we celebrate emotional damage, so don’t be afraid to sit on your couch and sulk about your miseries!
A: Today is National Emotional damage day!
B: Wanna sulk with me?
A: Ok
by TheEvilPerson April 27, 2023
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National choke somebody day

Grabbing either a boy or girl throat and lightly choking them not in a violent way. Hands around pulling a person close to you for a turn on.
5/11 is national choke somebody day. grab somebody by the throat for a teasing way or for fun and lightly choke them.
by nxl May 11, 2023
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