Milky Beach Towel

When a girl lactates during intercourse and then the fluids are cleaned up with a beach towel.

Guy 1: hey, ur mom gave me a milky beach towel
Guy 2: whats that?
Guy 1: look it up on urban dictionary

by Seafood Kitchen March 23, 2007

Milkman's Daughter

When a female and her siblings are compared and she looks nothing like any of them, she is said to be the milkman's daughter insinuating her mother had an affair with the milkman and she was the resulting offspring.

Cindy is tall and blonde and her sisters are average and brunette, so she must be the milkman's daughter.

by disequillibrium October 18, 2008

milker

Noun / milk-r

A small container for milk. The origin of this word dates back to late 2013 in London, ON when a restaurant patron wanted the milk alternative to the small creamer containing cream for his decaffeinated coffee after dinner. Do you know chico?

"waitress! bring me a milker please!"

by do you know chico? September 14, 2013

milkbone

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face. can be used as a noun or a verb. (explanation for the sex-impaired: breasts contain milk, and you bone them, hence the term "milkbone")

Hey Angi, i would really like to give that large breasted lady a milkbone.

Tom really enjoys milkboning his wife, who i am told has relatively large breasts.

by ricky mixx February 13, 2013

yank the 1 armed milkman

wanking, tugin the dangler

so I hear that you like to yank the 1 armed milkman

by Fred the breadrin March 11, 2003

Middleton Milkshake

A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest

I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.

by Ohio Stanley January 21, 2009

Moo Moo Milky

A white woman with particularly large, enticing breasts. This woman has the capability of crushing men's skulls with her boobies.

Moo Moo Milky crushed Jonathan's head with her large moo moo milkers.

by moo moo milker March 12, 2018