Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.

"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."

by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023

Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.

Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.

by westynator May 22, 2015

mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>

I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism

by Antony C December 02, 2020

Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 31, 2020

Mexican Food

The best thing in the entirety of humanity.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.

"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"

"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"

"I HATE YOU"

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Rooftop Mexican

A type of mexican that sits on a lawn chair and screams at people when they get on their yard, but whistles at "hot mami"-s when they see one

"My friend has a rooftop mexican father"

by Samii_VA July 24, 2023

Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022