J-Spray

The sexual act of pulling out of your partner just before ejaculation and cumming in the pattern of the Holy Sign of the Cross on their body.

"Be careful dating a catholic, they might J-Spray you if you aren't careful."

by HisHolyHighness September 28, 2015

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J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable

She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.

by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023

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Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009

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when did j

When did j

person: when the h
google translate: when did j

by acedadawg August 10, 2022

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Name starts with J

If you have a june 6 sister then you are awful to here. Come on be more nice.

Putting her down for her phycological issues

" yea right like your " body dysmorphia"

Its because your name starts with J that your like this.

by Ba ba ghost September 28, 2021

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J's dozen

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.

"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."

by mythosiii March 20, 2021

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