Get Themselves Euthanized

When someone is messing around something they shouldn’t be involved in and they’ll end up hurt in the end. Does not have to be death but can be physical pain, mental pain, or emotional pain.

Those guys over there are messing around in our hood? They better watch themselves before they get themselves euthanized

by disrespectyourmom17 May 26, 2018

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Lasties get assties

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

by Dabundy November 27, 2017

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In the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with passers-by. Too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing - these people were told to 'get behind the fucking velvet' and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in Australia. Few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.

"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
- Connor in AC3

"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."

- Jason Green

by Johannes di Silencio January 9, 2013

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Life Gets Better

Expression of appreciation for the small joys in life.

Goomba #1 picked up a penny and exclaimed "Life Gets Better!"

by Skytrain Riders November 11, 2011

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Get Wasted Wednesday

Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.

A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"

by michaldabest December 25, 2022

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