Fast get off

When I hear someone’s parents about to walk in the room while I’m having sex with their daughter :)

Her mom was about to come in so I had to pull the fast get off

by Chris Fleming December 26, 2018

Lasties get assties

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

by Dabundy November 27, 2017

got the get up

1. When you or people around you are driving fast on the streets, highways, interstates etc.

2. Refers to your energy level

1. Yo you see that car? It's definitely got the get up

2. "Hey, you heading to the party tonight?"
"Naw man, I ain't got the get up tonight."

by Danger Mouse 007D September 17, 2007

Alabama Get-together

When one (who originates from the state of Alabama) assembles those that are in the same family tree, and commits a sexual orgy. These orgies must consist of other sexual innuendos and fantasies such of that as the Alaskan Pipeline, African Goggles, Jersey Meathook, Wisconsin Cheese Wheel, and the Fire Hydrant.

"Dude I just got my sister to join the Alabama Get-together "
"Awesome grandpa!"
"Thanks, lets do one now!"

by Call me "Daddy" December 19, 2016

Get Behind the Velvet

In the late 18th century, it was common to get annoyed with passers-by. Too much courtesy can indeed be a bad thing - these people were told to 'get behind the fucking velvet' and were soon sold into a life of indentured servitude in Australia. Few if any of these unwittingly courteous slaves survived to be recorded in the annals of history.

"Look mate, if you say thank you one more fucking time I'll tell you to get behind the velvet"
- Connor in AC3

"Shut the fuck up and take another sip or just get behind the fucking velvet already."

- Jason Green

by Johannes di Silencio January 9, 2013

GET PUT

used when you are bitched out of a conversation and kindly ask the person to get put

IRSOCOOL: UR A FAG BITCH

MAN 1: OOO OWNED

GET-PUT: PLZ GET PUT :(

by irsocool October 14, 2008

getting the greg

Greg n. (gre-guh)

Origins: TRyP from irc created the greg when he explained how he had slept with multiple women at once, then came onto irc and confessed he had advanced HIV and AIDS.

1. A disease which makes you stupid. "Hey dude, you're getting the greg."

2. Person on IRC who has recieved advanced HIV and AIDS from coming in contact with someone who has the greg. "Hey did you he that <PoorlyToldJoke > got the greg?"

3. When you get fired from a low paying job after working only a week. "Hey dude, i heard that your boss gave you the greg."

4. Being addicted to cocaine. "Hey i had to go to rehab for getting the greg."

by LordPerve November 15, 2004