Needle-fucking the e 

Running low on gas in your automobile.

While I was driving home, I noticed I was needle-fucking the e so I got some gas.

Needle-fucking the e by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

fucking oats 

a vastly unnecessary late night shopping trip.

Person 1: I want to make cookies despite the fact that its two am. But we need to buy oats first.

Person 2: I refuse to go buy any fucking oats

fucking oats by ejerilio July 5, 2009

fuckingtittycock 

A cuss word that is yelled at the top of your lungs when you are frustrated and/or pissed off. It is also a word used by douchebags that cheat on their girlfriends four times and lie to her face about it.

"I cheated on my girlfriend more than four times and now she dumped me...FUCKINGTITTYCOCK!"

fuckingtittycock by thecakes4 May 20, 2009

fucking freshman 

<noun> any person who doesn't like their significant other enough to not cheat on them, but does like them enough not to break up with them after cheating. Age does not apply (ie not only freshman can be termed "fucking freshman")

Don't worry...he's just a fucking freshman

fucking freshman by seymooore June 28, 2009

sha-fucking-zam 

noun/adjactive
1) being completly and totally sarcastic about somethings coolness

2) something that is that cool

1) oh, yeah, sha-fucking-zam, thats a real cool Geo Metro you got there.

2) sha-fucking-zam, i just hit the jackpot!

sha-fucking-zam by Mail October 11, 2006

the Fucking Father 

the act of a woman having sex with the tip of the Empire State Building.

The first woman to do the Fucking Father was 28.

the Fucking Father by Bobby the man September 14, 2007

quad fucking 

mercilessly riding your four-wheeler into mud and off jumps like you want to break it/ or your mad at it

dad: "Frankie don't do it. Don't go in the mud its too deep."
Frankie: "whatcha talking bout?.... me and troy aren't quad fucking today"

quad fucking by frankie C from flo po October 14, 2009