...got Cake

to describe an individual whose booty/buttox possess the quality of being aesthetically pleasing , a quality that is affirmed only to those who are accepted through rigorous peer review

It became apparent to Billy and Suzy that over the course of several years, they had stepped into a new era. A Voice called down to them: "Step forward you two...", said the Voice.
"Accept this plaque of honor", it continued, "for it has been decided by the people, that:
THOU HAS ...GOT CAKE..."

*silent cheers rein through the halls of the divine*

by ?¯\_(ツ)_/¯? December 20, 2019

Birthday Cake

Eating a girl out on their birthday.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?

by Herroj21 December 21, 2019

fruit cake

A homosexual man, or someone acting homosexual.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DANCE. You look like a fruit cake."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."

by oshdjandjsbsbabsdghdi January 27, 2020

diversity cake

The predictably formulaic ingredients of a programme or ad where almost every group is somehow represented almost as if someone was baking a cake... add a black guy
Few sprinkles of gay
Pinch of disability
Crack a few straight white males
And mix with female lead and bake on channel 11 for half an hour

Oh gawd did you see that ad? Another diversity cake baked and ready to go

by Big aldo February 7, 2020

sheet caked

Enjoying being baked as a cake while in the comfort of your bed.

That joint had me straight sheet caked last night I had to wake and bake the next morning.

by Bomberbiff March 8, 2020

Community cake

When the campus slut has a fat ass.

Yooo that girl is so thicc, I heared that she slept with half the people on campus. I could also go for some community cake myself.

by Naty_boy April 1, 2020

Dumb cake

A dumb cake is a person who is extraordinarily dumb and quite possibly blind as the fuckin coronavirus bat. The person is considered a weakling but is delusional that he/she is a queen.

Sainyam : You're a dumb cake
Bani : I am! please don't tell anyone

by Eddy Elwin April 12, 2020