butter noodled

when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle

i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled

by butter noodled January 20, 2017

Flemish Butter Bath

Cumming in a bath then forcing your sister to bathe in it while wanking in a nearby sink.(applicable to penises below 4 inches)

Mark:(on FaceTime) hold on let me spunk in this tub babe( hangs up)
Marks sister: can I have a Flemish butter bath please

by spunkehtub654 July 4, 2025

Butter Buddies

Butter Buddies are also know as Butterflies (The nervous ones you get around your crush) but Butter Buddies are more intense like way more

“I have butterflies and I can’t explain them”

“Someone’s got a case of the Butter Buddies”

by Chickerbangisathang August 20, 2019

Butter the bean

Ejaculating on your significant others clitoris.

Hey bro, yesterday I fucked Samantha! She wanted me to "Butter the bean"!

by CaptainCosmos January 27, 2018

buttered buns

(n.) the arse of a man who has been barebacked several times in succession, and therefore holds so much fuck paste that it leaks out to cover most or all of his arse. It’s a gooey phenomenon.

“After the ‘after party,’ Joe had some seriously buttered buns that he had to clean up before he came to bed.”

by Frozen Prevert October 17, 2024

Doo doo butter

A phrase that addresses human fecal matter; it can also point out on something everyone dislikes.

An example of doo doo butter by its latter definition would be VRChat.

by CVbackslash October 18, 2025

Nathan's butter

An establishment recognised by some of the worlds top culinary experts, this secret gem hiding in the densely populated areas of Southall specializes in serving high top quality century egg butter. Butter was invented here, the food contains so much energy it can be used as a nuclear fuel rod. The greasy mass is happily consumed by locals and many Fortune 100 CEO's book and eat here. The owner is a jolly person named Nathan, his secret recipe to making the flavourless and creamy butter is with his elbow grease. Nathan was once a desperate person seeking to make a living, he was inspired to make Nathan's butter when he watched Nikocado Avocado. His business has been flourishing since and he has seen a huge return on his investment. He does not need to work a day in his life. In addition to the high quality food, the building has a centralised air conditioning made by Sony.

"Sorry I cant come to Walters funeral!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I have booked a table at Nathan's butter"
"I dearly apologise, please bring some butter back"

by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022