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Anal addiction

What you get when you're drugged by doctors criminals and society with 1000s of cocktails of addictive drugs and pillaged sexually for your children
Get a restraining order against Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada for their anal addiction
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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anal newsome

The fuck tard anal governor of California who is a demonic democrat
California recall of anal newsome but the dems rigged the elections lets go brandon
by Atomdammit January 30, 2022
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Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done
He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else
by Asslicked May 6, 2023
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anal roadies

A group of girls or guys who hang out with someone for one reason or another but have to take it in the ass to Continue to hang around
I love being famous the best perk is all the anal roadies
by Roscoe Inferno April 10, 2020
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anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.
Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen
by smaarty man January 27, 2020
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Anal Fairy

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.
Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"
by !Hey May 13, 2024
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Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.
Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.
by Woodhippie September 22, 2022
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