anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015

Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt

brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Norwegian Anal Omlette

The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.

I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today

by the man from voodoo October 30, 2022

Anal Flick

When you flick someones exposed asshole.

Brandon threw the bar of soap on the shower floor. As his wife went to pick it up he gave her an overpowering anal flick which stunned her, but yet turned her on. She then said MMMMMmmmmmm, got out of the shower and went to bed.

by Joshictionary September 20, 2018

Anal-milking

A sexual position involving the insertion of a nipple into an anus.

I was talking anal-milking my girlfriend last night.

by ApexMagnum June 4, 2014

Anal Invader

Straight guys that get excited by, and frequently talk about any chance of Anal Play. Chances are, regardless if they like or dislike Anal Sexual Experiences, they are likely an asshole. They simply like the attention garnered by talking about holes.

My friend Andy, that lives outside Atlanta, Georgia loves talking about anal. Chances are, he’s never seen a rear end. He’s basically just a wanna be anal invader.

by Man Trip Enterprises November 28, 2021

True Anal

True Anal is a genre or sub genre of porn online and the acts involve anal to oral sex, the man has anal sex, and the woman sucks for penis and repeat. In some cases a man has anal sex with a woman and puts it in a mouth of another woman, sometimes it can be anal and oral sex with any amount of men and women

Pervert: True Anal is special
Watches a video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 1 sucks penis
Watches new video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 2 sucks penis

by GrayStation25 August 12, 2023