Spooned my own tits

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

gine my tits off

a completely absurd phrase used in place of something like, "Hot damn!", "Jeez!", or "FUCK!" "Gine" is obviously a shortening of "vagina," which somehow became a verb.

Shit, I completely forgot. Gine my tits off!

by hans2663 September 24, 2010

ur cats got tits

Best insult going. Only used by the most savage people and have the dankest memes

Finlay~ I’ll shave your gran

Jack~ ur cats got tits

Finlay~ so does yer dad

by Jack Buckley May 10, 2018

Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

by Shabbyrue May 2, 2015

tits a bit nipply outside

a play on words with the phrase 'its a bit nippy outside.'

Tod: 'Man, tits a bit nipply outside'
Girlfriend: 'Excuse me honey?'
Tod: 'It's cold outside dear, and your nipples sticking through your shirt only adds to the effect.'
Girlfriend: 'Hehe :)'

by anthonyisyourmanthony November 29, 2009

Mystical Bitch-Tits

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.

Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.

by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011

nice tits cunt

How to say I love you in Australian

Person 1: Nice Tits Cunt.
Person 2: Awww Youre the sweetest to me I love you too.

by Wang05 March 8, 2023