Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Did you know he was Tommy Two ways ?
by Barry Otter August 22, 2023
A particularly fat, disgusting person in reference to the schoolyard rhyme of the same name:
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more
Did you see that fatty fatty two by four at KFC ordering a whole family bucket of chicken for himself?
by Wendy Wheelchair December 29, 2024
Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.
Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man
by Goat2530 December 30, 2018
two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.
by Evasmth September 22, 2019
A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
by J Rob March 24, 2008