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by i6y November 21, 2021
Get the j mug.Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
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by bncreampie July 16, 2021
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She’s the type of girl to go to war for ,the type you want to keep in your life.She’ll be there through anything and will help you face the hardest battles
She cares about what your interested in and she’s open to anything
And another bonus she’s sexy cute and more all in one and most likely a big baby
She’s surprising.
She’s the type of girl to go to war for ,the type you want to keep in your life.She’ll be there through anything and will help you face the hardest battles
She cares about what your interested in and she’s open to anything
And another bonus she’s sexy cute and more all in one and most likely a big baby
She’s surprising.
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