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Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.
Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.
by Spyan July 29, 2022
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When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly
See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly
by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021
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Two Laptops

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”
by olive2000 August 26, 2025
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Two shot

Someone who has watched a really shitty movie loads of times and keeps on saying that it's good
Jimmy is such a fucking two shot
by GOOEYMOOSE December 17, 2020
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Make like two

A pre-phrase to a stated verb (action) most commonly affiliated between two close acquaintances.
-“YO D. O. DOUBLE G! THEY COMIN’!! WE NEED’A MAKE LIKE TWO AND SPLIT!!”
-“Hey baby, let’s make like two do, and get it ooooonnnn(;”
-“ I'm stuck on you
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Stuck like glue
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Let’s make like two
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue” -sugarland
by Mrpappagiorgio November 27, 2021
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