Chocolate Swirl

A brown mountain is when you work at a cupcake shop and you run out of chocolate frosting. You then resort to using your shit. You squat on the table on make a swirl out of your chunky shit. A skinny Asian walks in, has your cupcake, and likes it. You then put her head in the oven, make a swirl of shit as lube and fuck her till the shit is in her ;)

“Dude I gave her a chocolate swirl last night”
“No way dude, I just did that to a newborn 👶🏿“

by Orgasmic Girl Sex January 9, 2021

Chocolate Manhattan

Sexual act where you defecate in someone's mouth after which they fellate you.

"Dave said he'd give me a chocolate manhattan"
"Like the cocktail?"
"Sure..."

by TheCarpenterHasArrived December 29, 2016

Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection

Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake

by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022

Chocolate Fizzles

A vegetable

He’s such a vegetarian chocolate fizzles

by Sub to chocolate fizzles December 17, 2019

chocolate

one of the basic necessities in life, made by umpaloumpas

He was dying, so they gave him chocolate.

by teenbishkokie April 15, 2021

Chocolate

The shit.

"Chocolate is the shit," little Timmy told his friends.

by That one annoying grammar kid April 7, 2020

Chocolate pacifier

A sexual act in which you insert your thumb into their butt while performing doggy style and before she climaxes you spin her around and stick your thumb in her mouth

I gave her the chocolate pacifier last night

by Dayzed April 16, 2025