A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobra mug.The act of doing cocaine and pole dancing while playing red light green light to La Cucaracha. Typically done at sketchy dive bars
I was thinking of going down to the dive bar and getting some girls to do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.
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Get the Mexican Stoplight mug.The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
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My first affiliated boyfriend all about white power was getting married till I looked up his Mexican Fiancé I ain't ever heard of a Mexican Surprimacist
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Get the mexican surprimacist mug.When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
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