May

May is national fuck your significant other month! You have to fuck everytime you see each other no matter what, you can do it anywhere and anyway. Just make sure to have sex.

"Hey baby its may, you know what that means"
"Yes lets have sex"

by PerseusCoomer April 5, 2022

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May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.

dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.

by pssyslayer69 November 3, 2020

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May 4

National Make-out Day! the day where you can spend hours making out with the one you love the most (gf/bf)

let's make-out its May 4

by Rainy_day963 May 3, 2024

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mar/mam/may/maine/mayself

From the word "Mario". It's a neopronoun that is created be me, which is based on the pronoun "I" for the patterns.

mar/mam/may/maine/mayself (Pronoun)

mar: Subjective form, shorting of the term "Mario"
mam: Objective form, based on the last letter of "him"
may: Possessive adjective, based on "my" with an "a" to avoid confusion, also "mair"
maine: Possessive pronoun, Based on "mine"
mayself: see "may" for the etymology.

by marcotoa October 23, 2025

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