anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024

Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force

Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.

by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020

Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.

Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.

by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020

Anal crong

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

anally fisting

Where a male/female inserts their fist into another persons anal cavities

I was anally fisting his/hers bum

by Pedostar123 November 20, 2016

anal specialist

From the world of porn (according to Pam and Tommy), one who is more comfortable for the female talent to accommodate in the rear (i.e. has a small dick).

You are not coming anywhere near my butthole with that python, director don't we have an anal specialist on set?

by Bongobangobingo March 20, 2022

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016