Screen Bean

A scrawny, greasy, pubescent boy who does nothing but sit in front of a tv or computer screen to play video games.

Man, my brother is such a fucking screen bean. All he does is play COD.

by Anti-climactic April 29, 2019

Mean Bean

A very smelly piss.

If you ever enter a bathroom and all you smell is an impossibly smelly piss, you call that a Mean Bean.

"Oh Shit! That is a fucking Mean Bean!"

by BluezTaCa November 30, 2024

black bean water

Coffee served black

Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.

by Dlifestyle August 20, 2021

beans

Beans

Beans wtf

by Choppy_boi September 12, 2021

bean

A bean is someone who is very innocent and cute in nature, but is secretly extremely sexual

Kyle: Evan is such a bean
Lexi: Yeah I know, he’s so sweet and innocent
Kyle: But you know what they say about beans?
Lexi: What?
Kyle: That they are super sexual.

Lexi: Ohh yeah I know 😏

by teaspiller123 January 4, 2019

Beans

A c ops sniper better than blitz

Beans rekt Every sniper

by Beaaaaanie December 31, 2020

Bean Screen

The female equivalent of cock block. Coined by @YaBoyRoshi on YouTube.

1.Taiga noticed a girl making moves on her mans so she ran over and set up the Bean Screen.

2. Sally finally worked up the courage to talk to her crush but she got Bean Screened by the popular chick.

by Josh Mr.Fire April 11, 2022