tear me up

Using the penis, to repeatedly massage the female cervix; or at least endeavor to. The repetitive motion, combined with erotic pleasure, to the vagina, and all the penis probing, will make the female feel sore afterwards.

Hence the term, ‘torn up’
Usually the pain lasts for one day.
Careful. Hung men can perforate the cervical wall.

If close to menstruation,

Can bring your period on, early.

“Are you planning to tear me up, this time ? Last time I couldn’t walk properly, due to being sore!”

“I tore. It up! Knocked the bottom out of it”.

by Spritefae88 March 2, 2018

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bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 9, 2008

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fool me once

An old Texas saying: Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again.

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again

by Kristian Z March 7, 2008

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dick me up

the feeling of satisfaction and contentment that comes from having sex the night before

"Pam, you seem extra chipper this morning!" "Oh that'd be the dick me up Cheryl, I got laid last night!"

by getoutofmyshroom February 3, 2017

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Draw me a kitten

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.

"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"

by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007

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