Football Girl

Variation of the “pick me girl” who focus on obsessing over the NFL/College Football. She believe her superior knowledge of players, teams, drafts, and regulations will somehow set her apart making her “not like other girls”. She’ll say she likes the “strategy, and the athleticism,” and whatever other BS she can conjure to convince herself she actually likes it. But in reality she’s using it as a mate-seeking advantage tool. It’s also how you end up with female sports-casters. She would prefer to date athletes, but her pungent desperation for sports-approval leaves her benched. She usually ends up settling for any regular black dude.

Vicky is real football girl. She knows more than the homies. Which is good for like fantasy and betting, I guess. But I don’t really gaf otherwise I just want to like my shit.

by Stingleberry January 7, 2023

honda girls

(noun) a group of hot girlies, particular consisting of an obnoxious ADHD ass throwing blonde, a feisty furry confrontational latina, and an aspiring caucasian coquette swifty lightskin, that all talk polite shit and love each other. They all have to drive hondas though

Oh my god! look it’s the honda girls pulling up crossed asf!!!

by itchcr3am January 12, 2023

VSCO Girl

A shitty term used by quirky girls to make fun of girls who use VSCO, wear scrunchies, want to save turtles, use hydroflasks, and say “and i oop” or sksksksk. Basically a basic bitch

Quirky girl : God, Jennifer is such a VSCO Girl!! Who even uses VSCO? *hides phone away because they’re a hypocrite*
Person : Who fucking cares

by christianratpiss October 20, 2019

Dani girl

A girl who is a mess. She is overly spontaneous, loves to dance randomly and does splits at grocery stores specifically Walmart and Target.

Her closet is so disorganized, such a Dani girl

by Ari Pocket October 21, 2019

VSCO girl

A VSCO girl is usually in between the ages of 12-30 years old but most are in high school and middle school. They mostly say "sksksksks" "AND I OOP!" And "Save the turtles" because turtles are endangered because of plastic straws. They also wear scrunchies as an accessoire on their arms and when they get a boyfriend, they put the scrunchie on their on as a symbol that they are taken. And the boyfriend gives the VSCO girl his sweatshirt. In other words, VSCO girls are okay.

Girl 1: Wow didn't you hear that (name) Is growing into a VSCO girl?
Girl 2: No! that's so weird for her to do that!

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019

vsco girl

a really weird tiktok girl who says and i oop- and sksksks all the time. she owns many metal streaks and hydroflasks and oversized t shirts and hoodies and they like saving the turtles. ✌🏻

barry: hey melissa have you seen the vsco girl roaming round the streets?
melissa: and i oop-

by cheerfulchinchilla7 October 28, 2019

Vsco girls

The most annoying people in the world that have scrunchies, Birkenstock’s, hydro flask , kanken backpack, carmax, messy buns, LaRgE aSs T-sHiRtS, metal straws, etc. They say SkSkSkSkSk all the freaking time and drops their hydro flask on purpose and say AnD i OoP! Please someone murder these VsCo gurls now I hate them with a passion. Ok bye :)

Ewww its a Vsco girl
Vsco girl: SkSkSkS AnD i OoP!!!!!
Me: DIEEEE!!!!!! VsCo GuRL😈😈 mwahahahhahah!!!!😈😈
Vsco girls are ugly

by Rise n shine 🌞🌞 October 29, 2019