carpet fire

When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.
Brady Morrison : you wanna do a carpet fire?
Girl: yes i love being caught on fire it’s so hot.
by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025
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Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.
by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021
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Fire in the hole lead

First man in an orgy to fuck the woman on her period
"You heard how Dylan got promoted to fire in the hole lead?"
"Not much of a promotion when there's nobody who is gonna follow him in there"
by RustySlander May 9, 2024
mugGet the Fire in the hole leadmug.
the act of ejaculating at a females pubic hair then setting it on fire, then putting it out with your semen.
me and my friend got bored so we did the most flabbergasting supercalifragilisticexpialidocious arjonosaurus fire extinguisher in our whole life
by arjonosaurus August 27, 2025
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Dave’s fire finger

Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.
“Hey can we stop and get some chicken strips later? I want you to give me Dave’s fire finger.
by GMTX January 4, 2025
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Fired

To get in serious amounts of trouble
You are SO fired.
by Amnesia D. December 28, 2018
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