During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
Get the Eat short people monthmug. One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.
Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
Get the Eat my ballsmug. the act of picking out the least favourite chocolate, candy or any assorted type of food and eat it first just to get it out of the way.
"I don't necessarily *hate* Bounty chocolates.. I just...Hate Eat them so I can move on and start eating the rest of the celebrations tub"
by raslie April 2, 2021
Get the Hate Eatmug. by the total badass May 3, 2021
Get the The Eating Noodmug. by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024
Get the Eat Beat Sleepmug. National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.
Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.
Juan:”Why?”
Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”
Juan:”Why?”
Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”
by anonymous May 2, 2021
Get the Eating dickmug. And after an individual takes a long strong inserts into a tampon that is inside a menstruating vagina and then sucks vigorously until the tampon is clear of all menstrual fluids
by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022
Get the eating the cottonmug.