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stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity
He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.
by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014
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Chocolate Udonis

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Mr. Long Strong. Genius. well-groomed. well-read. well-fed. the manliest man you will ever meet, with a hint of childlike humor. buff chocolate udonis
by theman1243333 August 22, 2011
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Chocolate dipped strawberry

The sex act of sticking only the tip into a womans asshole
man: woah bro jenny gave me a chocolate dipped strawberry last night
by pupcorez November 4, 2021
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Chocolate

1. A sweet brown piece of candy made from cacao. Usually multiple squares merged into a bar of it.
2. Another way to try and say "shit," "crap," or "poop".
1. "Hey, isn't this chocolate yummy?"
2. "Who's chocolate is this, and why isn't it cleaned up yet?! I need my toilet to be clean!"
by Femtanyl December 11, 2023
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Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
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Chocolate Device

A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.

The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",

1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.
Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.
by Mario Felix April 28, 2011
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Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.
“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”
by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019
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