bear zipper

When you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an ass zipper.

"What are you doing billy?"
"Tuggin' on some dingleberries"
"Sounds like you got a bear zipper going on"

by snakewrench99 September 3, 2016

Bear Food

A skinny homosexual male who likes to receive during intercourse.

Person 1: "Did you see how that guy was dressed?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's total Bear Food."

by TheWhiplash June 2, 2023

New-York Gummy bear

The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.

If Bernie Sanders endorses Kamala Harris, maybe she'll let him do the New-York Gummy bear to her.

by marauder211 July 27, 2024

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

South Alaskan Bear Trap

When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.

She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.

by Kurticus Gonzalenator May 24, 2018

downtown bear

All the fat white women that you start seeing downtown when spring rolls around.

"Have you noticed all the downtown bear around?"

by Master Of Hippos March 23, 2019

Poopy Mama Bear

Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.

The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.

by DeadGokuJokes November 10, 2018