21 april

National act very lief to him day

Boiii, its 21 april, national act very lief to him day. Do something :)

by Ballsmuncher2006 April 20, 2022

25 April 2022

National Hold Hands with a person from the opposite gender for at least 5 minutes.

Him: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Her: "You don't know? it's National Hold Hands day!! "

It's 25 April 2022!!

by useridgafboutjail April 22, 2022

janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.

I can't get enough of that Janet april

by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022

janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.

I can't get enough of that Janet april.
Janet April can sure take a lot of meet

by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

Abstinence april

Fourth month of Sigma year. Although it is the fourt month so far, it is the first one where you fully abstain even from sex to know how it feels to be desperate. Meditation and working out is needed to cope with hardship od this period.

Mike:"James must be doing the Abstinence april, he only works out and meditates."

by chorbet November 15, 2022