Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal Ash

When specs of feces are left on the penis after anal penetration.

“Yeah man my Dick was covered in anal ash”

by HughJazz417 March 18, 2022

No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

Pussy anal

When your dick goes into the pussy and the anal at once

Jonre likes to do pussy anal to aleah at 11pm on a friday

by jonre x aleah August 15, 2023

Anal Ghost

When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.

Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.

by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016

Anal Shark

When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge

by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019

Anal Shake

When you fuck her in the anus, and you pull it out way too fast and she shits herself. You put a cup under her anus, and the poop falls in it. You procceed to put it in a blender with milk and sugar.

What did you eat after training?
- i drank an Anal shake
The one you made after we had anal yesterday?
-yes

by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018