anal

when someone or some people are uptight/ocd about something

"hey can i keep my shoes on in the house?"

"no dude my mums anal about that"

by nuudlejune January 5, 2024

anal disorder

A term used to describe ass cancer just without saying cancer because people will be offended

Damn that guy's ass is so big he might have an anal disorder

by Pijab mahmud April 19, 2018

Anal Beehive

A bowel movement that resembles a miniature beehive in texture.

Man, I just exterminated a massive anal beehive in your toilet.

by W00k1e February 7, 2012

Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Anal

When he put his peepee in the butthole

Bill Nye and I tried anal last night, it was awesome!

by Zaddy Man69 August 15, 2019

Anal crong

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

anal specialist

From the world of porn (according to Pam and Tommy), one who is more comfortable for the female talent to accommodate in the rear (i.e. has a small dick).

You are not coming anywhere near my butthole with that python, director don't we have an anal specialist on set?

by Bongobangobingo March 20, 2022