Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”

Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Anal

When he put his peepee in the butthole

Bill Nye and I tried anal last night, it was awesome!

by Zaddy Man69 August 15, 2019

Anal crong

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

anal specialist

From the world of porn (according to Pam and Tommy), one who is more comfortable for the female talent to accommodate in the rear (i.e. has a small dick).

You are not coming anywhere near my butthole with that python, director don't we have an anal specialist on set?

by Bongobangobingo March 20, 2022

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

anally fisting

Where a male/female inserts their fist into another persons anal cavities

I was anally fisting his/hers bum

by Pedostar123 November 20, 2016

ANALE PRINS

The anal prince is a dutch title for a virgin who looses his virginity to another virgin thru anal sex and films it.
It's the highest order you can earn in the Netherlands and Belgium.

Thomas: "Jow er is een nieuwe anale prins in town!"
Marie: "Omg wie? Ik wil hem voor mij hebben."

by ARVI123 September 23, 2022