Glossy taco

"Glossy Taco" = Glossy Top coat

After Christine (The holo queen from SimplyNaillogical) mispronounced top coat as taco and got her fans confused. It quickly turned into an inside joke in the holosexual community.

Add a final glossy taco to seal it all (the nail polish) in

by DekuDeiu July 15, 2017

glossy taco

A clear top coat of nail polish

Now let's apply a glossy taco on our dry nails.

by Fob is life💞 August 14, 2017

Taco Johnny

When you split a six pack and a pound with your girl and then she gives you road head while you're still eating your tacos from Taco John's. While you're polishing off your potato olés and she's polishing off your knob.

Yo, I was hungry and horny so my girl gave me a Taco Johnny.

Have you ever given a Taco Johnny?

by Sugar Nipps July 1, 2019

Glossy taco

A term coined by Cristine from Simply Nailogical. It means the exact same thing as a "glossy top coat". Typically refers to a quick dry top coat of nail polish.

"And now we're going to apply a quick dry glossy taco"

by Simpleefanlogical August 14, 2017

Taco Bell

Anus torture.

Taco Bell is the main symptom of explosive diarrhoea.

by ShreksGod November 11, 2020

glossy taco

What Christine calls a nail polish top coat

Add a glossy taco cuz we're gonna use nail vinyls next

by X_X_X_X-X_X_X_X July 30, 2017

Surströmming Taco

A bad, awfully foul smelling and rotten Va-jay-jay

“OMG I always thought it was the Garbage truck that smells awful, turns out it’s Makita and her unwashed Surströmming Taco. Can you tell her to close her legs because it’s making me sick”

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025