cod taco

A vagina of a certain age- senior
Lad she had a proper cod taco

She's got a face like a cod taco
by mmmmmmaybeeee January 24, 2016
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Squid Taco

Me: "Hey squid"

Squid Taco: "hey man"
by pikcled January 20, 2023
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taco squish

When a woman takes her vagina and repeatedly places it on her lovers face, similar to tea-bagging.
Jeff; Dude, whats that thing on your face?
Rob; Sandra taco squished me and left a snail trail.
by SadimirPutin April 25, 2015
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spicy street taco

Noun.

new flavor of doritos jacked chips.

also act of eating partners ass with bottle of hotsauce for lube.
How do those new doritos taste?
like a spicy street taco...
by 1977backwards October 08, 2014
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beefy taco

you and some one eat taco bell and in the middle of sex you have to shit really bad so you unload you shit into her vagina
© squiggle
yo girl wanna beefy taco?

yo last night i pranked my nabor i beefy tacoed his nan and then ran
by killerninja321 March 14, 2016
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Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
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taco lent

When you, as a heterosexual male, voluntarily abstain from sex.
Like,

"Dude, I'm on my sixth day of taco lent. I'm jerking off like crazy."
by Fresh Sminty March 09, 2014
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