Jal-P

Redneck for “Did y’all pee?”

Momma said “Jal-P?” when we fixin’ to go to mudding.

by Unstuck Politics April 27, 2024

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Anita P

1. a general cargo ship (IMO: 7007473) currently sailing under the flag of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. She was built in 1969 by Båtservice Mandal Verft in Mandal, Norway. Over the years, the vessel has had several names, including Balco (untill 1973), Gullfoss (1974), and Lidsund (1988). Measuring 57.26 meters (187 feet) in length and 9.33 meters (30.6 feet) in width, she has a gross tonnage of 701 GT and a deadweight of 898 tonnes. With over five decades of service, the ship has been a consistent presence in maritime trade.

2. Based on the ship’s name When spoken a bit quickly, it phonetically resembles the phrase "I need to pee," which creates a subtle comedic effect. The phrase is typically used in casual, lighthearted contexts and relies on the listener's awareness of its phonetic similarity to convey its humorous intent.

1. The MV Anita P has successfully completed her 30 hour voyage from Trinidad to St Lucia carrying various goods like foodstuffs and cement

2. Alex: “Hey, where are you going? The movie just started!”

Jordan: “I gotta go see Anita P. real quick.”

Alex: “Wait… who the hell is Anita P.?”

Jordan: grinning “Think about it.”

Alex: “Ohhh... I get it now, you have to pee”

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

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