Stuart green is an age old game developed by the Greek. To play Stuart green you need a 48 laxatives 3 small elvish men and a lot of lubricant. You first swallow the laxatives, then the elvish men will begin to give you a hand job. You are to lay on your back push very hard and see if you can catch at least three of your own bodily fluids in your mouth after expelling them violently. Commonly this consists of semen, diarrhea and vomit.
I went to this crazy party in Thorpe and everyone was playing Stuart green, a guy called Harry McNally won by an absolute mile!
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Brian drank so much green beer on St. Patty's day that the next morning he left a green donut in the toilet!
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Also a man who rapidly punches black people in the face wen they touch his chicken or vodka.
Also a man who rapidly punches black people in the face wen they touch his chicken or vodka.
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