phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
by martha July 21, 2005
Get the half past ur mommug. 1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.
2. What it is that I fucked last night.
2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.
2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.
2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.
by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004
Get the your mom's sweet assholemug. by fukboe0-9-0319230-193-013 December 17, 2018
Get the ur mom gaemug. Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.
Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.
I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.
That chick is soccer mom slizzard.
I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.
That chick is soccer mom slizzard.
by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013
Get the soccer mom slizzardmug. When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.
by Theodore823 August 29, 2010
Get the KC Soccer Mom Slammug. A more gratuitous derivative of the simple Your Mom, in which someone describes having sexual relations with another's mother in an attempt to offend or shock them. While it almost always used either sarcastically or as a form of trolling, it can also be found being used by typical players in online gaming matches who have decided that actual insults simply did not display their rage thoroughly enough.
Never, ever used with any sort of context.
Never, ever used with any sort of context.
by LitterallyHitler March 17, 2013
Get the I DID YOUR MOMmug. This is the greatest comeback of all time. Nothing can out do this you will always fucking win an argument just by yelling out YOUR MOM GAY LOL
by Yea Wot Mate September 10, 2019
Get the Your mom gay lolmug.