National Fuck Chloe Day

National Fuck Chloe Day is when you fuck chloe zammit as hard as you can until she goes to sleep with her llamas

BF: “Biċċa, today is National Fuck Chloe Day so I have to fuck you”
Chloe: “Okay, do whatever you want with me :)”

by National Fuck Chloe Zammit Day April 3, 2023

National slap ass week

You may slap or GRAB anyone’s ass no percussions the week of November 2-6

Ya I got to slap her ass it’s national slap ass week

by The perv from Pakistan November 6, 2020

National Adopt a pet Day

On this day you HAVE TO adopt a animal

1:Hey do you what day it is?
2: no what day is it?
1:it’s national adopt a pet day!
2: oh cool I’m going to go adopt my very first pet

by Bestselling October 20, 2019

National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.

by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020

national bald filter day

June 9th is national bald filter day

Hey did you post for nbfd?

What’s nbfd?

National Bald filter day

by bigtittygirl69 March 30, 2022

National tit squeeze day

On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits

Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits

by kinky loser May 28, 2018

National middle child day

On august 12th, you should appreciate the middle child and be nice to them

hey kiddo make sure you’re you be nice your to your first younger brother for national middle child day!

by jaylynndabest August 12, 2022