mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.

I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.

by solarecreator July 29, 2014

Mexican Watermelon

were you shove a small watermelon up your ass while doing meth in powder form off of a mexican emo femboys penis while getting skull fucked simultaneously then the emo femboy skull fucking the individual smokes crystal meth using a 36 inch black dildo while oiling up with coconut cream and covers himself/herself in sand then plugs there ass with a back scratcher

omfg im so traumatized after lastnight me and man man/girl did the mexican watermelon

by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025

Mexican Earthquake

It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.

I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!

by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024

Grow some mexicans

1) Growing mushrooms.

2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.

1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.

2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Sofia The Mexican

A dirty Mexican that spends the majority of time on her knees and likes pleasure from elders

Wow Sofia the Mexican really pleasured that dusty fart

by Myslongislong420 April 9, 2017

Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015

Backdoor Mexican restaurant

The act anal felatio that you intend to stop but continue to be pressured into.

I thought we were having a good time but i ended up at the backdoor Mexican restaurant.

by Hockey nighter August 17, 2025