May 3

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me.

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me on may 3
Kill yourself
Ok

by Captain piss pistol May 03, 2022

May 3

National fuck your sister’s best friend day.

Oh it’s May 3? I should ask my sister’s friend to come over tn.

by Funnykitkat May 03, 2024

May 3

Send your significant other a titty pick

“Hey babe it’s may 3”

Oh right I almost forgot
send picture

by nxjsu May 03, 2024

peter in may and June

This is where Peter and his team becomes the “super saiyan team” and peter becomes a “total beast” on the field

Peter in may and June is always so good.

by therealwoths April 28, 2023

charli may

Charlis have long greasy hair with a lingering smell of old sock dust. She has a severe addiction to pum pum/vaginal canals that hasn’t been washed in 3 weeks or more. (extra flavour)

“i love people who like pum pum as much as charli may”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

May 19

Your gf has to go to a family bathroom with you and fuck

Boy:hey it’s May 19 yk what that means
Girl:I’ll meet you in the family bathroom

by National dias May 19, 2024

May 19

National Send Nudes Day

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.

Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”

Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”

by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024