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When you bake a cake

Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
that's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake)
Cake at Stake!
Every day, I think of all the things I'll make
With my pans, my mixer and my oven tray.
Get the eggs, the flour and the butter sticks
Or get lazy and just make it with a mix.

Maybe strawberry shortcake, I'll never get bored of it,
Vanilla, and chocolate, and funfetti, oh!
Red velvet or carrot, and no matter, I swear
That it'll be the best ever to take to the show!

Every night, I think of people I'll invite
To my stage when my cake is looking just right!
Wish you could taste, I made it really good and stuff
Hope the way it looks on camera is enough.

Making pumpkin and lemon, banana, it's heaven
With some frosting or fondant or glaze or ganache.
With so many cakes, now my schedule is crazy
But I bake so impatiently 'cause I LOVE CAKE, OH MY GOSH!

When you bake a cake,
Decorate it, take it to the players who are safe,
That's how you know it's Cake at Stake (stake, stake, stake)
Cake at Stake! (Cake at-)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Power of MY FUCKING ASS September 23, 2025
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Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday
Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day
by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018
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Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.
She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!
by Qhwan August 11, 2021
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Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face
Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.
mugGet the Wake and cakemug.

Cake

by Thedaddyofdaddys January 31, 2020
mugGet the Cakemug.

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023
mugGet the Alabama Funnel Cakemug.

Icing On The Cake

A sex move you do in doggy style where you pull out and cum on the girl’s ass. This can also be done to guys.
“Yo, Sarah let me hit it from the back last night, and I put some icing on the cake if you know what I mean.”
by juicynevada401 December 16, 2024
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