by STAB July 19, 2018

friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"
by tiktokapproved1818 March 21, 2020

by SnazzoBazzo September 11, 2019

by Mars_ December 27, 2019

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

by mentaltomato September 25, 2017
