Kris Get The Banana

Potassium

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

Pélame la Banana

Spanish slang ,for jack me off often used in a sexual act of having someone jack you off. Often used in a double meaning by referring to a males dick as a banana and the act of peeling the banana referring to how the person wants you to Jack said person off. “ Pélame la Banana” is also a song by an artist called the general where he tells Juna to peel his banana.

Juana Pélame La Banana

Juana Peel my Banana. (Juana Jack Me Off)

Sientate I Pélame la Banana

Sit down and peel my banana ( Sit down and jack me off)

by The Black Reaper 00201 January 24, 2024

Pulling a Bana

When you consistently bail on plans, but you're still a good friend and your friends know it.

Jim's can't make it tonight, he's pulling a bana. Still got to love him tho!

by chocolatechippers May 24, 2024

Do you see banana man?

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.

Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024

why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family

human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.

by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025

show me the banana

when you're so hot you're hurting someone's feelings

person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."

person b: "right? like, show me the banana."

by poosaigh January 9, 2025

7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split

When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere

Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!

by bbcbillblaster February 15, 2025