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Barf Balls

When you deep throat a woman and her gag reflex is too strong and barfs on your balls
Man I deep throated Kendall last night and and she gave me barf balls
by Eye Glass Pimp June 19, 2015
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Nut Balling

Deflecting a ball in a sport with your testicles.
Zac was totally nut balling in that last game.
by Pikajew69 September 22, 2016
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ball shelf

The human chin, esp. in reference to fellatio or tea bagging.
Jay Leno has quite a large ball shelf.
by Zevatron December 31, 2006
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Norris Ball

Drinking game consisting of two or four combatants divided into two teams. Game is played on a flat board with a huge picture of Chuck Norris in his finest Canadian tuxedo on it. Combatants attempt to toss one of Chuck Norris's testicles shaped like a ping-pong ball into one of the opposing teams beer filled cups. If said testicle enters the opposing teams cup, the opposing team must consume the beer in that cup before play can resume. Game continues until one team is out of cups...and drunk. See beer-pong. *NOTE* Under ideal circumstances, the "Chuck Norris song" from SNL must be played continuously for the duration of play. Norris Ball may not be played, under any circumstances, until the Norris "Principles for Life" have been read and agreed upon by all eligible combatants.
"Hey Mike, get off your lazy ass and get dominated at some Norris Ball"
by Dr. Andrew HAS October 16, 2006
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Bologna balls

A term used to describe a person whose simple action shows great courage and/or enthusiasm but lacks follow through or any sort of skill, most often ending in disaster. Much like bologna.
A person tries to jump over a deck chair, hits their shoe on said chair, landing squarly on their collar bone. This would be the time to say: "way to go bologna balls!"
by billy sunday June 11, 2010
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nazzi ball

a sport originated in america in the early 2000's. requires one bouncy ball and one or two teams of three. The sport is played in extreme conditions, for example a flight of stairs or a parade or even a rave. You hit the bouncy ball off walls and other objects with out letting it bouncy twice or leave the out of bounds area for five seconds. once good enough you can play with an opposing team that will try to deflect the bouncy ball from you, not allowing you to catch it.
I was playing nazzi ball yesterday and rhonda totaly deflected the ball and caused my team to lose the game.

Hey let's go play nazzi ball in that mosh pit!
by gooberdee73 October 25, 2009
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Balls are on Splat

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck
1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"
"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."
by Jeff "Rage Cage" Bennett January 29, 2009
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