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baby otter

when u lay on your back with your head hanging off the bed and get throat fucked
my girl loves when i baby otter her throat
by Rusty Dong May 15, 2023
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Baby Shark

The strongest, scariest, most unnerving of the 11 Fatui Harbingers. You do not want to mess with this mf
person A: IS THAT BABY SHARK?!

person B: yes, be scared. R u n.
by EmergencyfoodChia April 5, 2021
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Baby Game

Game that requires no skill but players will convince you otherwise. Examples of baby games: Bloons, Destiny, Minecraft, Roblox, Hell Let Loose, Viva Pinata, FIFA, Squad, Assassins Creed, Far Cry, etc.
xSmokeUpx: Yo my bro what game you play?
iSnipeDaily: I play Squad bro its such a good sim game that takes a ton of skill.
xSmokeUpx: Yeah right bro you keep telling yourself that, keep playing that baby game.
by DirkyJones July 7, 2021
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infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.
1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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Baby Bobbing

Taking an aborted fetus and placing it back in it's original snatch. Then having a spouse search for it while performing oral sex, similar to bobbing for an apple.
My husband and I wanted to spice things up, so we decided to try baby bobbing.
by Blame The Clown June 4, 2018
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shittin babies

often confused with pushing semen out of your ass after someone has ejaculated in it. shittin babies is what people assume will happen after swallowing a large amount of cum.
brittney : i swallowed so much cum last night, i'll be shittin babies for weeks!!

jamie: oh my gosh britt, your such a cum guzzler
by TreezMahNigg December 4, 2010
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Government Baby

An adult, working-aged individual with an extensive, stable career in the public sector, specifically those in government, military, law enforcement, transportation, public office, etc., (jobs where what you mostly do is show up, follow procedure, avoid trouble and collect a paycheck) but has never worked a single day in the private sector and therefore has little to no understanding of the daily hustle of the average Joe.

This is an individual who likely does not understand project and leadership ambiguity, navigating regulatory grey-areas, unconventional problem solving, asking for forgiveness rather than permission, and bending the rules to get stuff done. This is because said skills, despite most folks utilizing these on a daily, that Government Babies never develop or hone working the Nannie-like G-jobs that tell you in which direction to take a wiz.

Government Babies tend to focus in on nominal, but obvious indicators of a situation to quickly jump to a conclusion and plan of action rather than ask insightful questions and make more informed, efficient and successful decisions.

Example: A police officer profiling the driver of a beater car in a nice neighborhood as a druggie, homeless, a burglar or lost: a Government Baby doesn't understand that not everyone works a stable job with excellent benefits offering prevailing wages allowing one to purchase a decent looking vehicle AND a nice house.
Of course the FBI shows up the Arab dudes house for posting a negative review of his ex-boss on Glassdoor while they totally ignore the White armament hoarder next door, to a Government Baby all Arabs are automatically terrorists.
by fuwad84 June 26, 2021
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